Hey ho! Kermit the frog here.
I want to ask all of you to stop blaming pigs for the recent flu panic. Miss Piggy is terrified that you want to make bacon of something without cause or reason. It's not her fault that you people are always scared of the littlest things. We live in the land of the free and the home of the brave and the slightest noise sends you all scurrying for cover!
The flu outbreak from 1918 to 1920 killed 20-100 million people worldwide. And this new one has killed what? less than 500. Not thousand. Not million. Under five HUNDRED. And yet you panic, want to kill the pigs and the Mexicans? Home of the brave my cute little green ass!
I'm a frog and I was brave enough to face down Doc Hopper! He wanted me dead. Did I let that stop me from chasing the rainbow to find my dream? No. With the help of Fozzie the Bear and all the rest of my new-found friends, we hammed it up and made all our dreams come true! Sorry Piggy about the ham bit.
>cough<
Sorry. Me in my throat. Just a little frog humor there. Heh.
Anyway, stop putting the fault on the pigs. There's birds and humans involved in that flu, too. If you people would stop trying to make pigs fly with all that genetic manipulation crap, maybe you wouldn't have all these horrible diseases that you caused.
>cough< >cough< >COUGH<
Must be that fly I had for breakfast trying to come back up. Determined little bugger, isn't he?
You are always talking about putting lipstick on a pig like it's a bad thing, too. My dear Miss Piggy looks gorgeous, and her Pretty Piggy in Pink lipstick looks marvelous on her. You say that pigs stink, that they are fat and disgusting, and that they roll around in mud all day. My gal is about to go kung fu karate pig on the whole lot of you.
>cough< >cough< >COUGH< >COUGH< >COUGH< >COUGH< >COUGH< >COUGH<
Uh >COUGH< oh. >COUGH<
Damn that pig! Why the fuck did I have to >COUGH< kiss that swine! >COUGH< >COUGH<
I think I'm >COUGH< going to >COUGH< croak.
>COUGH< >COUGH< >COUGH< >COUGH< >COUGH< >COUGH< >COUGH< >COUGH< >COUGH< >COUGH<
Ribbit. >COUGH<
Uuuuhhhh...
